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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Feb 6, 2011 12:26:00 GMT -5
Notice: all jokes in this thread are NOT to be taken personally. They are just for laughs. No one is trying to hurt feelings.
Rule: No sexual content jokes. If you MUST make a racial joke, make sure it is nothing TOO offensive, and those who are offended by it, read the first post. These are JOKES. Not to be taken seriously. as far as swearing goes, nothing worse than Sh!+.
Yo mamma is SO fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say "DAAAAAANG!"
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Post by Beelzemon on Feb 11, 2011 13:02:06 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so stupid, she sat on tv to watch the couch lol
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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Feb 12, 2011 15:19:00 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so stoopid, she spent the whole day saying "Am Not!" to R2! (star wars)
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Beelzemon
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Post by Beelzemon on Feb 19, 2011 19:13:18 GMT -5
 Thats a good one lol yo mamma is so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Feb 20, 2011 0:19:27 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat, when she go to the beach, all the whales jump up and start singin "We Are Family!"
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Beelzemon
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Post by Beelzemon on Feb 20, 2011 21:36:58 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Feb 21, 2011 11:24:11 GMT -5
*falls out of chair, laughing so hard*
Palpatine: Your mother is so fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, That's yo mamma!"
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Beelzemon
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Post by Beelzemon on Feb 21, 2011 23:03:32 GMT -5
lol this is great, good jokes man
Yo mama is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it
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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Feb 22, 2011 9:09:02 GMT -5
Nice. That's pretty stuupid.  Yo mama is so round, she makes Justin Bieber look straight! |
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Post by Beelzemon on Feb 23, 2011 21:50:21 GMT -5
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Feb 23, 2011 22:02:58 GMT -5
Yo mamma so black, that when she gets out of the car, the "Check Oil" Light comes on!
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Beelzemon
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Post by Beelzemon on Feb 26, 2011 14:54:29 GMT -5
Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry
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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Feb 27, 2011 14:52:34 GMT -5
Yo mamma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! *my eyeballs shatter*
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Beelzemon
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''I've never felt this kind of power before, and this time I'm fighting for what's right!''
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Post by Beelzemon on Mar 8, 2011 20:27:31 GMT -5
Sorry for the late lol
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
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Post by MetalGreymon Tamer on Mar 8, 2011 23:15:28 GMT -5
*falls out of chair again*
Yo mamma's so fat, she use the equator as a belt!
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